THE BOSS

Surely we all know a person to whom this is 100% applicable:

1. The Boss is ALWAYS right.
2. The Boss does not SLEEP, he RELAXES.
3. The Boss does not READ the paper, he STUDIES it.
4. The Boss does not HESITATE, he REFLECTS.
5. The Boss is not LATE, he has been DELAYED.
6. The Boss is not WRONG, he is MISUNDERSTOOD.
7. The Boss does not GO OUT, he is ABSENT.
8. The Boss does not COMPLICATE, he ORGANIZES.
9. Enter the office of the Boss with YOUR IDEA and leave with HIS IDEA.
10. In case of doubts, rule No. 1 applies.

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